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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A: A bite in shining armour."

"What are Aladdin's least favourite biscuits Jaffar Cakes"

"Woke up so hungry I could eat my own cooking!"

"Private browsing is for pussys... ... and tits"

"What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop? Ivana Pulyova"

"So a homeless man comes up to us... ""If I tell you a funny joke, would you pay me a quarter?"" My pal from Rhode Island say in a thick northeastern accent: ""I gotta funny joke fo' yah... Yah homeless."""

"Not sure if it's still too soon after the shooting, but.... Do you think JFK ever said ""I need another parade like I need another hole in the head""?"

"Bun B doesn't like Star Wars Because he is the real Trill O G"

"What do you call the occasionally toxic, organic substances that accumulate over the years in a hoarder's house? Horticulture."

"Grandpa: What's the difference between a butt kisser and a brown-noser? Depth perception"