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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A: A bite in shining armour."

"""What did you do?"" ""Genocide. You?"" ""I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook."" - Conversations in Hell"

"I went to a sandwich shop, but they screwed up my order Oh wait, I've got the wrong sub."

"The gal in front of me on this flight didn't enjoy me stroking her forehead after she reclined into my lap. Thought we were having a moment."

"Why was William Henry Harrison's inaugural address so memorable? He had a killer final draft."

"I Have Decided To Publish My Sex Journal in two volumes. Volume A: Thinking About It Volume B: Talking About It"

"One beer please! *This is Starbucks!* Oh, my fault, I'm Bill."

"Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?"

"If you encounter a bear you should either play dead or be so vibrant that the bear is like ""whatever this person seems exhausting."""

"For you Atlanta Ga folks Welcome to Decatur, where the men are men and so are the women. Welcome to Midtown, where the women are women and so are the men."