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Joke of the Day
"What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror? Oh shit a cop!"
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"Potheads must have been disappointed with Jurassic Park... 'Cause there's no grass."
"Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East? Iran so far away"
"Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well."
"Sex with me is just like my childhood birthday parties No one ever comes and I cry when it's all over"
"How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb? Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?"
"I wonder if Taylor Swift ever gets one of her songs stuck in her head and also wants to kill herself"
"This year's Christmas must-haves? Food, water and shelter! #theclassics"
"What's up, girl? Do you like bad boys [kicks rug] or good guys [fixes rug]?"
"I've asked a question, ignored the answer and been too ashamed to ask again, way more times than I'd like to admit."