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Joke of the Day

"I used to watch 7th Heaven religiously"

"What did the poor composer say to his friend? I am baroque, can you lend me some money?"

"I met this european guy last night who claimed he was a well endowed white supremacist Well, he said he was a hung aryan"

"Dropping the bass So my friend tells me she respects people who play the bass. I reply with the following: ""the only bass I like is the base that drops."" Tell me Reddit, tell me I'm hilarious."

"Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs? because they are very touching"

"Did you know Zimbabwe loves the rapper 50 Cent? Or as he's known there, 400 billion dollars."

"There's a spider on my calculator. Must be an arachnerd."

"Martin Luther King may have had a dream, but Chuck Norris had a body count."

"The thing that frightens me the most about being brutally murdered is having Nancy Grace screeching about the details of it on primetime tv."

"I like my women like just like my cars 12 years old and made in Japan Edit: Made in the 90's and topless in the summer?"