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Joke of the Day

"Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs? because they are very touching"

"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make everything up."

"Never date an Olympic Athelete They're all gold diggers"

"Christian Singles sounds like a Kraft product."

"When Copernicus said the Earth goes around the sun I don't think he appreciated the gravity of the situation. Science. History. Punnery."

"You were beautiful in my dreams, but a fucking nightmare in reality."

"What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!"

"(NSFW) What did God say when he walked in on his son masturbating? ""Jesus fucking Christ!"" I'll see myself out."

"Just saw a man crying because he doesn't know what a homophone is To comfort him I sat next to him, patted his back and said, ""They're, their, there..."""

"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her."