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Joke of the Day

"Can you imagine what would happen if Kate Middleton started doing porn? She would be *royally* fucked!"

"In what month are Rabbis dishonest? Jew-lie"

"What do you call a boxing on a slackline? Punchline."

"If I ever get arrested I am going to ask for a status update instead of a phone call."

"I saw a midget carrying a TV to his car I asked him: ""Do you need some help carrying that plasma?"" He said: ""Fuck off asshole, it's an iPad"""

"AMA: US government thinks I am an ET dealing drugs Because I am an illegal alien."

"So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. FINALLY"

"When deaf people want to interrupt each other, do they slap the other person's hands out of the way?"

"Retailers have pulled all the Darth Vader toys from their shelves... Apparently they are a choking hazard."