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Joke of the Day

"I hear people complaining about their jobs a lot, well I'm a nurse and I touched six dicks yesterday And it was my day off"

"I Dropped Out of Elementary School Because of Recess.. I don't play games."

"What present can you give to the woman who has everything? Antibiotics."

"What do you call a cow in a Russian forest? A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead."

"Christian Bale has done ok for himself considering he's named after a religious bundle of hay."

"What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant."

"What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you? >Nacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!"

"There's a technical term for a sunny warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday."

"It takes a village to raise a child... ...it takes a child with a flamethrower to raze a village."

"A Japanese guy walks into an optometrists office... He gets examined and the doctor says, ""you have a cataract."" The guy replies, ""No I don't, I drive a Rincoln."""