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Joke of the Day

"99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code Take one down, patch it around, 126 bugs in the code"

"Before you cannibalize your roommate due to cabin fever, remember that you cannot afford the rent alone. #blizzard2016"

"I was in a porno once but I only had a small part"

"There was a dyslexic devil worshipor. He sold his soul to santa"

"All men are the same Said the Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd"

"What do you call a mexican who last his car? Juaquin."

"Time Lords make the worst lovers... It's always bigger on the inside"

"My wife woke me up all excited this morning... She said honey look at all the pounds I've lost. I told her that she was looking at our retirement account not her fitbit."

"Why didn't the bicycle cross the road? ...he was two-tired..."

"Did you try turning your relationship off and then back on again?"