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Joke of the Day

"Little Johnny Orders A Pizza ""I'll have an extra large pie, but hold the cheese, hold the sauce, and hold the crust on that pizza!"" Haha"

"Why is Divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."

"I got a girl's number today! All I had to do was hit her car."

"Can't believe that it's been over a hundred years since Einstein proposed his theory of relativity. Feels like it was only yesterday..."

"Why so serious? A lady asked me if I thought she was wearing to much makeup. I told her it depends ... on whether she was trying to kill Batman or not."

"What does a man with an eight inch cock have for breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg. From BBC show First Dates."

"Why do vacuums machines make for such terrible hairdriers? because they suck."

"My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes."

"What do you call it when a pastry kills another pastry? Game of Scones."