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Joke of the Day

"If the name of your song is not a prominent lyric of the song, I respect you, but I don't have time for you."

"If you show me a piano falling down a mine shaft... I'll show you Aflat minor."

"What Are The Two Most Important Orifices' On A Woman? The nostrils so she can breathe while she sucks your dick."

"A relationship with me is like a rollercoaster It has a weight limit"

"Invisible Russian army. -Do you see Bandera supporters in Crimea? - No. -Yet, they are there. - Do you see Russian army in Crimea? -Yes. -Yet, they are not there."

"I bet the reason Kim Kardashian hasn't named her baby is because she doesn't know she's supposed to."

"Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger."

"What do black people get on their math test? (Warning offensive!) Chicken grease."

"What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich? A sub routine."

"Why do orphans like tennis? Only place they can get love"