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Joke of the Day
"How do two gays propose? They both get on all fours and present the ring!"
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"[NSFW] What came first: The egg or the chicken? The chicken, I don't think egg cums."
"DOCTOR: Don't be embarrassed. Taking trousers off is normal for a prostate exam. ME: Err yeah I guess. Should I take mine off too?"
"I only like two things in my life. Boobs."
"My inability to pronounce Spanish names makes me sad, and I'm not even Jaoquin."
"Strippers are a lot like magnets. They work by poles."
"What do Muslims and the BBC have in common? They both cover up for pedophiles."
"Sally Why did Sally fall off her swing? She got hit by an axe. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally."
"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get toThe second hand shop."
"As a kid I was forced to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog"