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"As a kid I was forced to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog"
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"Anti jokes A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is destroying his family."
"What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come in little white crackers"
"If I had a dime for every time a homeless person asked for money, I'd still say no. - Bo Burnham."
"The wife said she's leaving me because she's sick of doing absolutely EVERYTHING for me. If you're wondering why she's typed everything' in capitals,it's to emphasize the point."
"Hey morons, when in doubt, just spell it ""theiyr're."""
"Only is Adam and Eve were Chinese they would've probably ate the snake instead of the forbidden fruit."
"Don't go through that door that mysteriously opened all by itself in that 300 year old hotel with a tragic past."
"I don't bite the hand that feeds me. I lightly suck the thumb."
"Q: When is a car not a car? A: When it turns into a parking lot."