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Joke of the Day
"Strippers are a lot like magnets. They work by poles."
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"When someone is calling with your girlfriend... Take the phone and say: What has little balls, and hangs down? A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up? ...Then hang up the phone x)"
"What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gangrape"
"CLOSE THE DOOR, YOU'RE LETTING ALL THE WIFI OUT"
"Why do the police hate teenage fireflies? They never stop lighting up."
"I like the term urban camper We all know you mean you're homless, but it's less awkward because it has the word camping in it. For all we know you could be roasting smores under a bridge or some shit."
"Gravity is such a slut She goes down on everything"
"A man goes to a psychiatrist... ...and he's holding a duck by the belly. The psychiatrist asks, ""Can I help you?"" The guy responds, ""Idunno. I've just been feeling down."""
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon. Ones fun to smash with a mallet and the other ones a dead baby."
"What do you call a Slavic spouse? Czech-mate"