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Joke of the Day
"Strippers are a lot like magnets. They work by poles."
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"I hate tacos. Said no Juan ever."
"I don't really want to hear about the marathon, unless of course, they add an element of suspense. Like a Bear at mile 3."
"Three guys walk into a bar..... The fourth guy ducks"
"Want to hear a broad generalization? All women are complicated."
",,,,,, Find me a rainbow. I never understand lyrics anyway."
"Imagine if your roommate made you watch a movie and left 10 mins into it. Dick move, right? My point is old people shouldn't get to vote"
"I'm gonna make a good dad one day... Lady Friend: ""I'm in Times Squares!"" Me: ""Did you just text me an incomplete math problem?"" Lady Friend: ""You can barely do algebra..."""
"Forgot to do yoga yesterday. That makes it 6 years in row now."
"Why did the tear testify in court? Because he was an eye wetness."