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Joke of the Day
"My inability to pronounce Spanish names makes me sad, and I'm not even Jaoquin."
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"$50 says Jesus rose from the dead to clear his browser history."
"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stays up all night wondering if dog exists."
"I love how science fiction movies skip right to the fiction part."
"Do you know why Native American sex is so hot? It's fucking in tents."
"Cabin Fever... A man says to his wife, ""Can you tell me something that makes me angry and happy at the same time?"" She thinks about it and says, ""Sure. You got a bigger dick than your brother."""
"08 What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!"
"Wife: How's the baby? Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours? Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat.."