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Joke of the Day

"If you played pokemon in Brazil, you might catch a Zikachu"

"don't feel too bad for people with chronic amnesia. they can watch Breaking Bad for the first time over and over."

"I don't need a girlfriend to get action... The Pokemon servers go down on me all the time."

"What do you call a panda who's legs don't work? Pandapalegic"

"If I had a dollar for everytime I had an existential crisis it wouldnt matter because currency is a social construct and life is meaningless."

"what do eggs benedict and a blow job have in common? you dont get either at home."

"What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.? Yogurt has a live and thriving culture."

"So Ramadan started the other night. I too like to celebrate. I like beef Ramadan noodles, but only use half the packet cause of the MSG."

"Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history? Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president"

"Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party? He didn't have the guts"