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Joke of the Day
"I had sex with a chicken last night. It turns out the chicken came first, after all."
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"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"
"Call me crazy but you can't follow, star, retweet, and trophy me and then act surprised when I show up to your house in a wedding dress."
"My friend said he doesn't like pun jokes so I told him ten of my favorite puns to see how many would make him laugh But no pun in ten did."
"Yo mamma so fat.. That she drowns in the dead sea!"
"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first."
"A man goes into a library asking for a book on suicide... The librarian says ""F*** off, you won't bring it back."""
"The old man's stairlift broke down in the middle of the stairs That piece of shit drove him up the fucking wall"
"More retailers should adopt the ""Leave A Penny / Take A Penny"" system. It is literally, common cents."
"My mother said that I looked ""cheap"" with my bra showing underneath my clothes - so I took my bra off."