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Joke of the Day

"Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true."

"A logician just had a baby Her friends ask her: ""A boy or a girl?"" She replies: ""Yes"""

"I like how supermarkets don't give a shit if an avocado is anywhere near ripe. They're like ""here, buy this, it may eventually become food"""

"Whats a printer's favorite sandwich? A paper jam sandwhich"

"So apparently Richard III will remain in that parking lot they found him in. Because nobody can afford to pay his ticket."

"I've always wanted to own a funeral home.... With the slogan, ""We love it when business is dead."""

"I thought air was free until I bought a bag of Lay's Potato Chips!"

"My girlfriend came out of the shower and said ""I shaved my pussy, you know what that means?"" I said yeah,""the damn drain is clogged again!"". Edit: grammar"

"What is the only meat a Catholic Priest is allowed to eat on Good Friday? Nun"

"A pedophile, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac, and a zoophile walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Get the fuck out."""