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Joke of the Day

"Whats a printer's favorite sandwich? A paper jam sandwhich"

"How is a NASA Shuttle similar to Sex with Your Mother? ... They both burn on re-entry."

"What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career is in ruins !"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes..... ...that way when you criticize them you are a mile away, and have their shoes."

"Now that the german sense of humor has been acknowledged internationally, we can be sure of one thing... ...next world war is going to be *hilarious*."

"How are AIDS researchers like Jews? There's a lot less of them than there used to be..."

"Nice Fitbit bro. I didn't realize that they had a model you can wear around your ankle."

"What did the black man get on his SAT's? BBQ sause."

"People that say ""God never gives you more than you can handle"" never met my ex-girlfriend."

"I don't know how to act my age I've never been this old before."