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Joke of the Day
"What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school? Submitting a stool sample."
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"My sex life is like Santa Claus. -Why? Doesn't it exists? -No, it exist, because of naive 6 yo kids.."
"What's the difference between a singing bird and a bad prostitute? One's a happy crow."
"What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party? TURNIP"
"Two antennas fell in love.. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"Does the employee manual say I CAN'T set up my camping tent inside my cubicle? No? Then please step outside & zip the door up behind you."
"What's another name for a ""penis potato""? A dictator."
"Did you hear about the construction worker that got arrested? He was handling his wood in public."
"My girlfriend told me that I'm starting to annoy her because I relate EVERYTHING to batman.....What a Joker...."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? A black guy was following her."