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Joke of the Day

"Ever been to a Canadian mosh pit? ""Oh sorry eh! Oh! Sorry! Sorry, eh? Sorry? So sorry! Oh! Oh no.... Sorry, eh?"""

"The reason we only have 1 moon is because if there were 2 they would look like a big pair of titys & everyone would die of horneyness"

"Why doesn't Spiderman like rice? It reminds him of Uncle Ben."

"Drugs have taken me to some really dark places in my life... Seriously, like really poorly lit crack houses"

"What do anemic people drink? Pale ale"

"Two atoms were crossing the road... ...when the first atom screams ""Ahhhhh! I lost an electron"". The second atom asks ""Are you sure?"" to which the first atom replied ""Yes, I'm positive."""

"Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains? He had loco motives."

"Funny one liners - 2016 Tell me short funny one liners. Just humor, nothing else."

"I bought ones of those cds that teach you Spanish in your sleep. Sometime in the night it started skipping, now I can only stutter in Spanish."

"Weird Computer Error UK.eu has unexpectedly stopped working"