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Joke of the Day
"A rabbi a priest and a crocodile walk into a bar Chuck Norris mother fuckers.....whoooooooooooooo"
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"A lady was looking for a turkey... A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy ""Do these turkeys get any bigger?"" The stock boy replied ""No they're dead."""
"If you have a dollar.. you're a billionthaire."
"I just got a new Sony P station, It had split-stream, so I just ended up messing the toilet seat."
"Whoever called it rush hour should not be allowed to name anything else."
"They say it takes talent to keep making movies after 50 Apparently they haven't said this to Steven Seagal"
"What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it? Honshu!"
"What do you call a computer that farts? A compooter. 8D"
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"Let's have phone sex over walkie talkies. ""Bend over."" ""Bend what? Over."""