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Joke of the Day
"Jared from Subway got raided for child porn. That gives a whole new meaning to ""Eat Fresh"""
Next Joke
"I have more memory of my conception than I do of last Saturday night... though sometimes I really wish my parents hadn't done porn."
"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff"
"What is your favorite one or two line joke? (X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/what_is_your_favorite_one_to_two_line_joke/ There were some funny jokes in there"
"Two pretzels were walking down the street... ...one was a salted."
"Muslims in the U.S.A [Removed]"
"[Interviewing to be a mortician] Do you have any experience handling dead bodies? -Well I get my sleepy kids ready for school every day."
"My friend makes urinal cakes for a living... ...it takes him 35 minutes to bake each batch."
"When is it time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand."
"So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. She's funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop... How cool is that for someone her age??"