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Joke of the Day
"What's a prostitute's favourite type of bird? A cock-r-two"
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"What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns? Go for the juggler"
"Think most people would be both disappointed and relieved if they realized just how little other people care what they do."
"Three words to hurt a mans ego? ""Is it in?"""
"The rotation of the earth really makes my day."
"Million Dollar Idea: A pot pie. Only bigger. And filled instead with fruit. Apples perhaps."
"I just killed a man and his death is everywhere! (Ate a piece of toast and made some crumbs, dramatized for your entertainment *bow*)"
"Sex is like maths.. Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply"
"If God had wanted us to drink in moderation he wouldn't have put wine in barrels. #inspiration"
"Some are mad Trump won. Others are mad that the anti-Trumps are mad. I'm mad that you open up a new bag of chips and it's only 1/3 full."