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Joke of the Day

"take me down to the paranoid city where the grass is hidden cameras and the girls are all talking about me."

"[Game of Thrones Spoiler ALL BOOKS Fan Theory] Benjen, Bran, Daario, Euron, Syrio, Jaqen, and Coldhands walk into a restaurant.. and say: ""Table for one, please."""

"Q) What do you call a fat person that eats because they're angry, and is then angry because they eat? A) a viscous circle."

"I've heard that pineapple juice makes your semen taste better, so I decided to try it. The semen tasted better, but the juice tasted much worse."

"They are removing all the phones in china Seems too many Wings got the Wong number"

"I repaired my drum set after my son broke it... ... ... Now he has to deal with the repercussions."

"There's no ""i"" in denial."

"A girl asked me if I was into anal sex... I said I've never tried it, but I figure it'd be fucking shit."

"Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet? Har e-potter."

"I went to the doctor with a hearing problem He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""