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Joke of the Day

"Autocorrect makes me say things that... I didn't Nintendo."

"When brands use cool words like ""bae"" on social media, I drive straight to their nearest location with all my money, ready to buy products."

"I feel like a 100 bucks. Yeah, that bad."

"Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness? Mack-a-Dameon."

"The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from."

"What do basic cave bitches wear? UGGA Boots"

"What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta? Rotini!"

"What's the difference between a black man and a bike? The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it."

"What do you call... What do you call a deer with no eyes? -No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? -Still no idea"

"Why do Asians have squinty eyes? because their future is so bright"