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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sac"

"How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you? It gets jalapeno face."

"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans? Because they'll bite us!"

"I buy all my guns from a guy named ""T-Rex"" He's a small arms dealer"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He died."

"Are you still looking for a job? I hear they're hiring at the zoo circumcising elephants. The pay is small, but the tips are big!"

"Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit? Because thyme heals all wounds. :D"

"How do drown a hipster? In the main steam"

"What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong? Only one of them made it to the moon."

"Whats the difference between Elton John and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."