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Joke of the Day
"Last night, I got in touch with my inner self... That's the last time buying cheap toilet paper."
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"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats? Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat."
"Dear women, you're all fucking crazy. Signed, every dude."
"What's the difference between the wind and a blonde? Some days the wind doesn't blow."
"In what direction do five gay guys walk? One Direction"
"If I know anything about girls, it's that they appreciate privacy. Trust me I've read a ton of diaries."
"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round"
"How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year."
"Impaired Sex I heard having sex with a mentally impaired person has its ups....... .....and Downs"
"Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""we don't serve your type here."""