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Joke of the Day
"How many muslims does it take to climb a building? daesh many."
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"I submitted ten puns to a pun contest to see which one would win.. No pun in ten did."
"Whenever I see people doing sign language, I assume they are discussing the best way to murder the rest of us and steal our ears."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 13 years."
"I like going to the park and watching the children run around because they don't know I'm using blanks. All credit to Emo Phillips."
"How do you know the name of a Pokemon? It will tell you."
"How can you tell a mechanic recently had sex? He has 1 clean finger. src: heard on radio yesterday"
"""Grandpa, are you sure you want to order crazy beef with ghost chilis?"" ""It'll Szechuan fire."""
"Bad: I saw my girlfriend's name and number on a couple of men's bathroom walls.. Worse: It was in her handwriting..."
"If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority."