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Joke of the Day
"How many muslims does it take to climb a building? daesh many."
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"'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock' said the principal to a new boy. 'No Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.'"
"What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer? Needle them"
"What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!"
"The Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... He was charged with battery"
"""No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye."" Auric Goldfinger giving instructions at his Easter egg decorating party."
"Having children teaches you patience, humility, love and to never, ever, be surprised when you find a Barbie doll leg clogging the toilet."
"What's a nun's favorite fruit? cantaloupe"
"My girlfriend was dropping all these hints about tying the knot or taking the plunge... so I tied a rock around her ankle and pushed her off the pier. She hasn't called since..."
"It's not that people use only 10% of their brains, it's that only 10% of people use their brains."