27274
Joke of the Day
"Does syria have any walmarts? No, only targets."
Next Joke
"[ouija board] ""helo??"" YOUR... SPIRIT... ""shh its working"" WILL... APPEAR... ""omg"" AFTER... THIS... AD... ""dude why didnt u pay for this ouija board??!"""
"A tiger goes to the gym... ... wearing women's underwear underneath his workout clothes. When he does squats does that make him a crouching tiger with hidden drag on?"
"How do you get a woman to stop texting you? Reply to her message within a minute"
"How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? One...but it takes him 27 tries"
"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt? Usain bolt can finish a race."
"ME: [sees old friend with new wife] Hey congrats on the wedding! Where did you marry? HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her?"
"I told my son that I found his hamster. He was ecstatic. Until I said it was in the vacuum cleaner."
"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase. I don't think hes alright now."
"What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick? Nah brah, tadah brah!"