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Joke of the Day
"What's a mathematicians favourite plant? Any that has a square root!"
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"Just locked eyes with a four year old boy while I violently choked on a piece of popcorn. He didn't look away. He would have watched me die."
"Time Travel Right now! What do we want? More time travel jokes! When do we want them?"
"What do women and autistic people have in common? They don't know when to shut the fuck up"
"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went."
"The worst thing about doggie style is you can both see your kid come into the room."
"Two men walk into a bar... One of them gets a concussion and the other gets a bruise on his forehead."
"Apparently, Emma Watson is to star in the movie adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey. If this turns out to be true, by the end of that movie my peni$ will be fifty shades of purple."
"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Santa."" ""Santa who?"" ""Santa who has to use the door because you left your fireplace burning, jackass."""
"Psi walks into a bar And says to the owner ""Such a nice unit you have here, totally on a different scale"""