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Joke of the Day
"What do women and autistic people have in common? They don't know when to shut the fuck up"
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"popcorn, or as cerebral smart minds such as myself refer to it 'popped corn', is the number #1 food of watching things"
"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk."
"Voltaire said ""To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."" ...so I guess my granddaddy was right when he said that retards run this country."
"What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !"
"A lion would probably call a Kenyan runner fast food."
"What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest? A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face."
"You are the pebble in my shoe of people."
"What do you call your last girlfriend's vagina? Xbox"
"Luis Suarez is to appear in the next Star Wars film. He'll play Chewbacca's brother, Chewshoulder."