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Joke of the Day
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None!"
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"Daddy, can I have another cup of water? ""Sure, son. But it's your 12th cup tonight..."" ""I know, the baby's room is still on fire."""
"What did every World Series before 2016 and gay bears have in common? No Cubs."
"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car ? Carlos."
"What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek."
"What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl? Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!"
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? Nsfw You can't marmalade your cock up someones ass."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !"
"TIL that I was born exactly 9 months after my Dad's 32nd birthday... and my mom gives awful birthday gifts."
"Me: C'mon, baby. Just the tip? Her: No! Me: Awww, cmon! Her: No, you're paying the whole bill this time."