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Joke of the Day

"Going to sleep: It's so cold in here, I'm totally wearing these socks to bed Middle of the night: GET THESE DEVIL FOOT GLOVES OFF ME"

"when i give my policy number to a customer service automated system, i talk precisely & slowly. this is also how i talk to stoned teens"

"Why did the mafia cross the road? Hey forget about it"

"If you have 100$, and your girlfriend has 100$. Your girlfriend has 200$"

"It's better to have loved and lost than be eaten by a bear."

"What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum? Dah okey pokey mon."

"In which state does the Mississippi river flow? Liquid."

"Nice try speed bumps, it's a rental."

"I was going to make a Nazi joke but. It is out of mein kampfort zone."

"Boxing and fencing Two sports that have nothing to do with boxes or fences"