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Joke of the Day
"In which state does the Mississippi river flow? Liquid."
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"A soft drink is just a drink that needs a minute. Just give it a minute, this has never happened to it before."
"A starfish has five arms. An anablep has four eyes. An octopus has three hearts. And you've got two faces."
"I put a ruler under my bed every night... so that I can measure how long I slept for"
"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar The Bartender says: ""what would you like Senator Cruz?"""
"Simple. An Irishman walks out of a bar."
"If you slowly put your fingers in someone's mouth, they will quit telling you about their day at work."
"What does a junkie use for protection during sex? a bus shelter"
"I don't understand why whiteboards don't get more recognition.. If you think about, they truly are re-markable!"
"I lost 100 pounds with this one weird trick! Exercise"