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Joke of the Day
"Someone drew a swastika on The Trump Tower The police aren't sure if it's a supporter, or a hater."
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"/r/jokes pretends that it has more than 1000x as many subscribers as it actually has... as a joke! http://imgur.com/wYy6m"
"Elephant 911: What's ur em- Elephant: MOUSE Elephant 911: WHERE Elephant: FLOOR Elephant 911: JUMP ON THE TABLE [table breaking noises]"
"God's recreational activity is to destroy the whole universe and create it again."
"What fish tastes great with peanut butter? Jellyfish"
"When you hug someone, think of all the poop you are just inches away from."
"What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons? Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)"
"My girlfriend treats me like God... She shouts my name while fucking other guys"
"Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? ...because he lost interest."
"Guy on this bus just congratulated his friend for having a birthday. Indeed, congratulations are in order for this unique accomplishment"