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Joke of the Day
"God's recreational activity is to destroy the whole universe and create it again."
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"If there really was a Purge, and all crime was legal for one night, I'd probably do something super crazy, like loiter."
"Chocolate fountains are so 20th century. This is the future. At my wedding we're having a burrito fountain."
"Who needs whips and chains? Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her."
"A friend of mine has a left foot fetish. It's just not right."
"Who's killed more natives than General Custer? Jack Daniels"
"I drive everywhere but for some reason my shoes still wear out, it's like there's just no reward for laziness."
"Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there? The pilot."
"How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand."
"What are my views on lesbian relationships ? I view it in HD."