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Joke of the Day
"When you hug someone, think of all the poop you are just inches away from."
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"I love Halloween... It's the only time of the year that I can lure young children in with candy without using my van."
"Why is it called an XBox One? Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away."
"The best things in life are free. JK, they're carbs."
"This sub is the best. It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10"
"What's the best part of a boxer's joke? The punch line Found in BL magazine"
"Love, ethnic food, & the end of the world. What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world? El Taco Lips."
"What do you call a ghost without any feet? A lost sole"
"DAD: You know, no one in this city is allowed to be buried in that cemetery ME: Wtf why not? DAD: Because *locking eyes* they're still alive"
"Why did the superhero flush the toilet? It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son"