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Joke of the Day

"Imagine being the kid that got cut from the team on Air Bud because they had to make a roster spot for a golden retriever."

"Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food? He only sold left wings."

"What happened to the pessimistic abortion doctor? He developed a de-fetus attitude."

"I am starting a support group for guys dealing with Autoerotic Asphyxiation. Our motto is: ""Hang in there, we can beat it."""

"What do sex and The Big Issue have in common? (Original Joke) I buy them exclusively from homeless people"

"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore"

"There was a Brothel on top of a hill, The man on his way up the hill was Russian The man on his way down the hill was Finnish .....and the man inside Himalayan!!"

"Jamie on FB just took a quiz to find out what type of flower she is. She's a vibrant poppy. Weird, all this time I thought she was human."

"*whispers to dog wearing a 'working dog, do not pet' vest* psst what time does your shift end?"

"What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software? Getting McCafe on McAfee"