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Joke of the Day

"Wait, so pooping on the entire rim of a toilet, closing the seat over it, and calling it a ""Devil's Oreo"" ISN'T a thing?"

"Why did the chess master order a Russian bride? He needed a Chech mate!"

"Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother."

"What is the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know he did it."

"Two muffins were in an oven... One says to the other, ""is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"" The other screams, ""AHHHH! Talking muffin!"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !"

"interviewer: why do you want this job me: i've just always been very passionate about not starving to death"

"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same"

"What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak? Punjabi-ng."

"My girlfriend calls me Duracell Because I last up to 10 times longer"