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Joke of the Day

"interviewer: why do you want this job me: i've just always been very passionate about not starving to death"

"I may not be perfect but I am always me."

"What do we want? TO BE LESS INSECURE? When do we want it? NOW! Um, I think... Soon, I guess? Is that weird? When do people usually want it?"

"What is the capital of Greece? About 10 dollars."

"Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones."

"iPhone 8 should have no charging port. So you can use it only once."

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on chlamydia. The librarian says, ""You're girlfriend already has it, she said that she gave it to you."""

"A lady never reveals her penis"

"Why was the Pedophile's movie rated PG-13? It only had minor nudity."

"Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !"