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"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same"
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"Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children. Nowadays, the average child has four parents."
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"On the one hand, when I masturbate, I feel like I'm cheating on my wife... ...but on the other hand, I don't."
"The doctors were concerned... ..about my headaches, so they sent me for a brain scan. They found nothing. Still concerned, they gave me an IQ test. The results were negative."
"How do you cut down a hipster tree? A suuh dude!"
"How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb? It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing."
"[Arouses Suspicion] Suspicion: I don't want to ruin our friendship."
"Q: Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover? A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum. **X-post : /r/ScienceHumour**"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the light bulb for being broke."