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Joke of the Day
"What is E.T. short for? So he can fit on a spaceship."
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"Why was Yoda afraid of 9? Because 10 9 8"
"I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to... or they do."
"American Horror Story: Public Restroom"
"There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list."
"If I were a bird, I'd spend my whole day pooping on BMWs."
"Cop: license and registration. Me: I don't carry my drivers license so I don't lose it. Cop: where is it? Me: I have absolutely no idea."
"I got my first blow job today It sucked"
"Why did the donkey cross the road and cause an accident? Cause he's an ass."
"Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated? Because he thought people were taking him for granite."