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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog did Dracula have? A Bloodhound."
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"Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes."
"Two statisticians walk into a bar... What are the chances of that?"
"""We don't allow faster than light neutrinos here"" said the bartender. A neutrino walked into a bar."
"Secretly hoping my ex will call or text one day, just so I can reply, 'Who's this?'"
"Q: Why do businessmen carry umbrellas? A: Because umbrellas can't walk."
"If it wasn't for rap I probably wouldn't know the area codes of most major metropolitan cities"
"I've had good' tattooed down my cock. I like to see a bit of good in everyone."
"Seeing a stuffed deer head on a wall makes me imagine its legs in the next room, just flailing around wildly."
"I can beatbox. I can beatbox with my ass, But it sounds like shit."