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Joke of the Day

"How much does a red lightsaber cost? An arm and a leg ^^edit: ^^slightly ^^improved ^^punchline"

"I think Australians are obsessed with true information. They keep telling me to ""get fact""."

"I am amazing at managing my credit card. My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding"

"Is it me or.. Is it me or does this place smell like up dog? ""What's up dog?"" Oh nothing much what's up with you?"

"[ouija board] hi grandma, i hope your in heaven and i love you ""..y..o..u..'r..e.."""

"Has anyone here ever tried Ethiopian food? They haven't either."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn't born yesterday"

"PornHub recently had videos featuring Chyna on the front page and I decided to check some of them out... ...they weren't the finishing move I was looking for."

"If kids get their mouths washed out with soap for saying naughty words are we supposed to wash their hands for typing them?"

"A nurse puts her hand in her pocket and finds a rectal thermometer... ""Oh no! Some ass hole has my pen"""