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Joke of the Day
"[knocks on neighbor's door] HI CAN I COME TO YOUR YELLING PARTY"
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"A pick-up line for a lovely lady Hey babe, are you a fart? -cause you just blew me away."
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"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him. Judge gave me 30 years. So I mean who's the real winner here?"
"What Moby Dick's fathers name? Papa Boner"
"Girlfriend: ""babe it's hot I need a fan"" [Boyfriend starts taking pictures with her and BEGGING for autographs]"
"What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench? The bench can support a family."