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Joke of the Day
"I too was once a male trapped in a female body... But then my mother gave birth."
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"The Purge: American Cops For just 365 nights a year, murder is legal!"
"So a black guy and an asian guy walk into a classroom... The black guy gets a D- while the asian guy gets a B The asian guy gets beat up by the black guy lol"
"Guy comes home with a flower bouquet... ""Guess I'll have to spread my legs now"", says the wife. ""Why? Don't you have a vase?"" the husband replies."
"A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"""It's not what it looks like,"" I say to the bunny noticing my slippers."
"I'm sick and tired of hearing Jew jokes! Anne Frankly, none of them are even that good."
"Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet."
"Why did Sally cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"What's the funniest number ever? l0l"