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Joke of the Day

"What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East? Dora the EXPLODER"

"My marriage counselor told me that I suffer from premature ejaculation... I said...""I don't suffer."""

"I think if a little girl wants to grow up and be a Tyrannosaurus Rex that's totally fine, and science shouldn't stop her."

"Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man? The man was a corpse being buried forever."

"*throws king crab into tank of normal crabs* Go, lead them to freedom, this is your birthright"

"What format do Emo's prefer to compress files? .RAR"

"If there was a championship for the world's biggest loser, Hillary would take second place. Because she can't win anything."

"I'd brag about my pride... But I'd be lion."

"People say, ""why buy the cow, if you get the milk for free?"" But I don't see anyone buying a car with out a test drive."

"This joke up me crack everytime I hear it Will tell you after next bowel movement."