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"I just bought a book from Apple The beginning was iOpening"
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"Nobody under the age of 23 has any recollection of life before the internet. I hope that fact makes you vomit like it did me."
"What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other? Brothers from Another Mothership."
"Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off the boat? ...Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat."
"Hey bro, how did you get so strong? By picking up chicks in the gym"
"So far I've kept my resolution to not date any super models."
"What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polyunsaturated"
"Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?"
"How do you recognize a feminist from a bunch of naked women? She's the one with the penis.....envy."
"[harsh] I'm very open-minded, if I have a daughter she can be whatever she wants when she turns 18: stripper, whore, you name it ...because by then she's gotten too old for my tastes anyway."