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"They opened a Tempura Shelter in my town It's for lightly battered women"
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"If Eminem converted to Islam.. ..he'd be MuSlim Shady."
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"I went to the dentist today... He said I wasn't wiping enough and that I have an anal cavity."
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"What's black and white with red all over it? A nun with multiple stab wounds."
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"What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements? The noble gases because they don't react"
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