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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white with red all over it? A nun with multiple stab wounds."

"Studies show [NSFW] Studies show 9/10 people enjoy gang rape"

"A chicken walks into a bar He said ""I think I am in the wrong joke..."" Meanwhile, a scientist crosses the road."

"You should all be proud if me, guys. I got a designated driver for tonight. He's my nephew, and he's six, but he's drank way less than me."

"*Stands in wood & sets self on fire* ""OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"" I want to look hot on tinder."

"""Old Macdonald had a farm. Had."" -banks"

"I said to my girlfriend, ""Do you want to experiment with a role-play rape fantasy?"" She said, ""**NO!**"" I said, ""*That's the spirit!*"" Jimmy Carr"

"Omg. The WiFi went off a minute ago so my kids came out of their rooms. They're getting so tall!"

"I tried to catch the fog earlier But I mist."

"A dad ask his kid, why do we go to school... we dont learn anything important anyways he hold him, ""Dont be silly. Of course they do... look at how good i am with a gun"""