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Joke of the Day
"What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements? The noble gases because they don't react"
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"When someone says ""We can still be friends"" after a break up it's like saying...""The dog died but can we still keep it?"""
"I just accidentally opened the door for a jehovah's Witness and he took one look at me and just walked away."
"Company suspends sponsorship deal with Sharapova after she failed drug test To protect Volkswagen's excellent brand image. They can't affiliate with people who might have cheated."
"My Aunt Rosie has sent me so many Candy Crush invites that I've legitimately stopped loving her"
"The government is so screwed up and dysfunctional, I'm amazed I haven't tried to date it yet"
"What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other? *RECALCULATING....*"
"I don't have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites."
"If you ever meet a girl named stone... Don't take her for granite"
"I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas. Although what he wants with an ex box I'll never know."